The Mighty Ducks and all related characters are the property of Walt Disney Corporations. No copyright infringement is intended. I recommend you read my other story, 'Earthquake,' before this one. It is not necessary to understand the story, however. There is an *extremely* mild warning for language. Like, one word. This story takes place shortly after the Mighty Ducks episode 'The Final Face-Off.' Anniversary "They're up to something," Mallory stated. "Definitely," Tanya agreed. Mallory frowned slightly as she gazed at two of her teammates, Nosedive and Grin. The youngest and mellowest of the team, respectively, stood at the far side of the rink, suited up for practice. While the team waited for their team captain, Wildwing, to arrive, Dive and Grin had separated from the rest of the team and appeared to be absorbed in conversation. Dive's gestures were even more animated than usual and even the normally imperturbable Grin looked excited. They were definitely up to something. Wildwing arrived at that moment and they split into teams for a scrimmage. Mallory glared at Nosedive, on the opposite team, who returned her glare with a confused look. She *hated* not knowing what was going on. *** It was still early Saturday morning when Nosedive was awakened by the piercing wail of his alarm clock. One glance at the clock confirmed what he'd suspected - it was *way* too early to be awake. He'd halfway convinced himself he was still asleep and this was just a weird dream when the snooze alarm went off. He reached above him blindly and found the 'off' switch, then dragged himself out of bed before he could fall asleep again. He ran a hand through his hair, instructed himself not to look into a mirror until he'd gotten his hands on a comb, grabbed his robe and beat Duke to the shower by half a second. 20 minutes later, showered, combed and dressed, but still not awake, he took off on a Duckcycle, studiously ignoring Tanya's entreaties to watch his speed and wondering why he had agreed to this. Of course, it *had* been his idea. It was a beautiful morning, though. Early September was the time of year when Anaheim's sometimes stifling heat and humidity began to lessen, yet it was still warm enough to do pretty much whatever you wanted. Snow would hit the mountains in a month or so, although none of it would cover Anaheim itself. Too bad, too. More than once Dive had found himself missing the heavy winter storms of Puckworld. But right now, weaving his way through the early morning, pre-rush hour traffic, returning the smile from an attractive red head in a convertible - by the stars, but he liked being famous! - and tossing a jaunty salute to Klegghorn as he drove by in his patrol car before turning off into the Anaheim Mall, right now he would be hard pressed to make things better. Well... if he'd gotten a little more sleep... Captain Comics didn't open for another hour, but Dive got there just as Mook arrived to set up. He parked at the curb directly outside and entered the store. In the year he'd been going to the comic store he'd earned the reputation for buying whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted and always having the money to pay for it. He also knew more about plots, storylines and which ones were collector's items and how much they were worth than most people who'd been doing this their entire lives. The owner loved him, had even offered him a job before hearing about the Mighty Ducks. Hal Gruber, owner of Captain Comics was a great guy, but a hockey fan he wasn't. But Dive pretty much had *carte blanche* to come and go as he pleased, and it wasn't that uncommon for him to drop by before opening just to hang out and help set up. Mallory teased him for spending so much time there, but Mook and Thrash were really the only people he knew ell enough to really talk to. There was Wildwing, true, but there were times when your older brother was the last person you wanted to talk to. Sometimes, like today, he was just up to something. "Hey, Mookie," he greeted the young woman with a smile. "Wake up Thrash. I need your guys' help with something." *** When Grin returned to the Pond after running a few errands - or so he'd told the others - he was unsurprised to find Nosedive sacked out on the couch in the main room, the TV playing just loud enough to be heard without being disturbing. He leaned against the side of the couch and calmly shook his young accomplice by the shoulder. Dive knocked the hand away. "I'm awake. How'd it go with Klegghorn?" "Fantastic," Grin said dryly. "Dragaunus is more pleasant." "But is he going along with it?" Dive pressed. "I know it sounds kind of crazy, but it feels like he really ought to be there." "I agree," Grin said. "Despite his initial hostility, he has proven himself to be a useful ally. And yes," he added, "he has agreed." "Cool," Dive said. "I already called Sunnyville and Chip's gonna be here. Phil's been sworn to secrecy. Mook and Thrash are in. Strazinski's gonna come. Who does that leave?" "Dr. Huggerman." Dive grimaced. "I don't suppose he's gotten a phone?" "He withdrew from society," Grin pointed out. "That's kind of hard to do with salesmen calling you up all the time." "So we have to make a house call?" Grin nodded. "All right. We might as well get it over with then." Dive grinned. "I'll let you tell Wildwing why we need the Aerowing." "Thanks a bunch." *** "What happened to you two?" Tanya couldn't help but stare as her two teammates stepped out of the Aerowing, clothing torn, hair in disarray and smelling suspiciously of brimstone and TNT. They looked like they'd been set on fire. "You didn't damage the Aerowing, did you?" Nosedive glowered and was half a breath away from telling Tanya just what she could do with the Aerowing when Grin, using reflexes usually seen only in battle, clamped a hand over his young friend's beak, grabbed him by the arm and pulled him out of the room, all the while assuring Tanya the Aerowing was fine. Tanya watched them go, hands on her hips. Mallory was right. They were up to something. Personally, Tanya didn't care. But if they'd so much as *scratched* the Aerowing... *** "You must learn to control your temper, young friend," Grin remonstrated. "All it would take is one slip of the tongue for the others to realize what we've been up to. Then all this work would have been for nothing and I would be forced to kill you. Frankly, I'm not looking forward to that much bad karma." Dive's reply was muffled and unintelligible. Grin realized he still held the boy's mouth shut. "Sorry," he apologized, releasing him. "What did you say?" "I said," Dive hissed, "'I can't breathe.'" He took a couple deep breaths and glanced sideways down the hall, making sure no one else was within hearing range. "So we're all set?" he asked. "Nothing we've forgotten?" "I believe we've covered everything." Dive grinned. "Day after tomorrow then." "Day after tomorrow," Grin agreed. *** Everything was running on track. After four days of planning, arguing, cajoling and running around, the plans were finally set, and it looked like they could just sit back and take it easy for the next two days. So, of course, something *had* to blow up in their faces. Or so Nosedive had explained to a skeptical Grin whom, now faced with the flashing lights and piercing alarms of Drake One, had to admit that Nosedive's pessimism did indeed have a basis in reality. A valid one. Damn. It was late Monday morning, only a few hours before everything was slated to start and Dragaunus had just attacked a scientific laboratory in Los Angeles. Damn. Assuming that they left within the next 30 seconds, Dragaunus would still be long gone by the time they got there, and asking questions, searching for clues and following up on leads would take well into the afternoon, maybe even the evening. By then it would be too late to pull everything off. *Damn.* The alarms had summoned the others and Wildwing and Tanya were trying to figure out what Dragaunus was up to while Mallory got the Aerowing ready for takeoff. Nosedive suddenly appeared at Grin's side. "Grinster, what're we gonna do? This'll ruin everything!" "Indeed," Grin said quietly. "But I do not see anyway to avoid it. We cannot shirk our responsibilities." "Maybe *you* can't-" Grin gave him a slightly reprimanding look. "All right. No shirking. So... what?" "Could we perhaps enlist the aid of our associates?" Grin suggested. "You mean have them set everything up while we're gone?" Dive asked. He brightened considerably. "That could work! This may end up better than we originally planned!" He glanced past Grin. "Wildwing's getting ready to pull out. I gotta grab the phone!" Two minutes later they were airborne. Grin gave Dive a questioning look. They couldn't talk inside the close quarters of the Aerowing, where someone was guaranteed to overhear, but Dive gave him a thumbs up. Hopefully, everything would be clean sailing from here. *** "Thrash, what are you, stupid? *Don't touch that!*" Mook dragged Thrash away from Drake One, not sure whether to be scared or furious. "Don't you pay attention to anything? Dive said that Dragaunus once used that thing to control missiles! You want to set a couple of those nukes off downtown? Maybe start a war with Russia or something?" She physically dragged Thrash out of the Ready Room, ignoring his protestations of innocence. First Phil treating her like some sort of hired help, now this! Nosedive had better be damned grateful. *** 'Clear sailing. Everything's all set. No problems.' Grin forced himself not to glare at the equipment before him. It was not the Aerowing's fault that this had been a horrible day. He would not take his aggressions out on a piece of machinery. He would not take his aggressions out on anything or anyone. It was not his way. He was much more evolved than that. If anything it was his own fault. He should have seen the car Siege threw at him... He sighed and pressed his hand to his forehead. This day had already been several hundred hours long and there was no end in sight. Behind him he heard the others moving slightly. Tanya and Wildwing had both been injured, albeit not seriously and Duke and Nosedive were tending to them while Grin and Mallory handled the Aerowing's controls. Someone slipped into the copilot's seat beside him. He looked up and saw Nosedive sprawled in the seat, eyes closed, head leaning back against the headrest, the picture of exhaustion. Grin regarded the boy sympathetically. Being buried under an entire apartment complex couldn't have been fun. "What're we gonna do, Grin?" Dive asked softly. "Back at the Pond?" Grin forced back a groan. He'd forgotten about their little surprise. "Not much we can do," he replied, equally softly. "Even if we could reach Phil and the others to cancel, they'd likely kill us for putting them through all this." He gave Dive a slight smile. "After all, it's been, what?- nine hours since we left. They're probably bored to death." Dive snorted. "Between Thrash and Dr. Huggerman the Pond's probably either burned to the ground or blown up." "If that doesn't inspire confidence I don't know what does," Grin said wryly. He checked the navigation console and adjusted course slightly. "We're coming in for a landing. Grab a seat, everybody." Below, the Pond came into view, the entrance to the underground hangar having been opened by remote control. Grin banked and brought the Aerowing in for a landing. Exhaustion partially dispelled by anticipation, Nosedive separated himself from the rest of the team and headed toward the main room while the others took their time. He heard music from the hallway and entered the room to see one of the more spectacular sights of his life: Mook teaching Sam Delaney, the Mayor of Sunnyville, how to do the Macarena. If it hadn't been so ridiculous it would have been funny. Mook saw him standing in the doorway and ran over to greet him. "What took you so long?" she demanded. "It's been *hours!*" "Sorry, Mookie, we got held up." Dive glanced around the room, impressed. They'd certainly managed to get this place looking festive. "The others will be here soon. Grin's herding them in our direction even as we speak. You guys ready?" A murmur of assent was his reply. "We certainly are," Delaney confirmed. "You go join the others. Hurry now!" Dive exchanged one last grin with Mook and ducked back out into the hallway. He met up with Grin and the others just outside the infirmary, where Tanya was limping on a newly bandaged ankle. Fortunately, in order to get to the private quarters you had to go through the main room. And he doubted any of his teammates had anything on their minds beyond sleep. "Everyone okay?" Dive asked cheerfully. "More or less," Wildwing replied. "But definitely ready to crash." He stifled a yawn behind his hand. "From now on, maybe we should only save the world from within Anaheim." "Be a hell of a lot less commuting time," Dive agreed. He repressed an anticipatory grin as they neared the main room. Wildwing was the first one through. He called for lights through yet another yawn. And nearly jumped through the ceiling when a roomful of people suddenly shouted 'Surprise!' while jumping out from behind various pieces of furniture. He looked like he was about to have the proverbial heart attack. Dive couldn't take it. He cracked up. "What," Wildwing asked carefully, as if he wasn't really sure he wanted to know, "is going on here?" Mook spared Nosedive from having to answer. "Happy anniversary!" she announced cheerfully. Standing on tiptoe she kissed Wildwing on the cheek. "Anniversary?" Mallory asked. "Anniversary of what?" Sam Delaney and his son, Chip approached as well to offer their congratulations. "Why, it's been a year, my dear girl," the mayor announced grandly. "One year to the day since you and your noble teammates arrived on Earth." Mallory, Duke, Tanya and Wildwing exchanged startled glances. "Has it really been that long?" Tanya asked. "I never even thought about it..." "This is what you've been up to?" Duke asked. "All those whispered conversations and sneaking out? An anniversary party?" He shook his head slightly and clapped Dive on the shoulder. "Good work, kid. I never suspected it!" "I’ve had good teachers." Before Duke could reply to that Dive slipped away and reappeared a moment later. He handed Wildwing a champagne glass while Chip and Thrash did the same for the others. Accepting his own glass from Mook and seeing that everyone else in the room also held a glass, he turned to his brother. "Perhaps a toast, bro?" Wildwing shook his head and smiled. Facing the people in the room, the people who had become friends over the course of this past year, he said, "One year ago we were travelers lost on a planet that wasn't our own, without a place to call home, without a friend in sight. All we had was a mission to accomplish and the hope that one day we might return to our own world. Since that day we have faced victories and losses, dangers, triumphs, lost causes and impossible odds. And with the help of all of you we have managed to overcome everything we've faced. From rampaging energy beings, to killer robots to perhaps our greatest challenge - isolation, loneliness. We are no longer the lost travelers we were this time last year. Thanks to you we have friends and allies. Without your support and friendship, this anniversary would not be something to celebrate." As one they lifted their glasses in salute. ________ End