The Sentinel and all related characters are the property of Pet Fly Productions, UPN and Paramount. No copyright infringement is intended, no profit is being made. And let's face it guys, anyone who sues me over this story has much bigger problems to worry about. That said: The original concept was one I stole from Becky and Robyn! (Hi!) Yes, I asked them before I posted this. Archive: If you want to. GeoCities finally gave me back my homepage, and all my missing files, so I'll be updating soon. When I get the chance this will be found at: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/8868/tsfanfic.html Notes: Can we all say 'stupid?' Warnings: If you dislike pointless nonsense and silly ramblings, don't read this. I wrote the whole thing in fifteen minutes at three o'clock Sunday morning after reading something on Becky and Robyn's site. At the time I thought it was hilarious. Now... *now*.... ________ Long Lost Friends or It's Three o' Clock and I Really Ought to be in Bed Edward Guthrie stared, enraptured, at the article of beauty and grace before him. "Hey, Chief!" Guthrie looked around, and saw the source of the call. A tall man, in good shape - cop definitely - was jogging down the sidewalk. He stopped next to Guthrie's long lost friend his face wreathed with a beaming smile. He said more, but Guthrie was too far away to hear the words. The smile on the man's face said it all, though. He thought this wonderful, loving creature was his. *His!* Guthrie vowed silently. **** It had been easier than he expected to follow the man who'd tried to claim his dearest friend as his own. He'd followed him to a nice part of town, 852 Prospect Street to be exact, and watched as the man prepared to enter the building. Guthrie didn't wait any longer, he had to confront this man, this thief, before he went inside! "Hey!" Guthrie darted across the street, running full speed toward the man. "Don't you move!" The man paused and turned to look at Guthrie. His eyes narrowed and his hand went to his side - a shoulder holster? Guthrie had been right. He *was* a cop. If he thought that would be enough to save him he was seriously mistaken. Guthrie slowed to a walk as he neared, and he stared with joy and longing as he allowed his eyes to rest upon the friend he had thought lost to him. "I never thought I'd see you again. I'd thought I lost you, that I'd driven you away." Overcome with emotion, driven to tears as he gazed upon the sight of his dearest friend, he stumbled forward, one hand outstretched beseechingly. The cop was running, placing himself between Guthrie and his goal. His gun was out now, too, aimed directly at Guthrie's heart. "Stay back," he warned in a cold, hard voice which brooked no argument. Guthrie cast one more lingering glance at his soulmate before turning his gaze upon the cop. "Who are you?" he demanded him a voice harsher than he'd though possible. "Tell me your name so I can curse it till the day I die!" "That day will be coming very soon if you don't back away now," the cop said in a voice every bit as harsh. "Detective James Ellison, Cascade PD. Now *back off!*" "You can't have him," Guthrie said flatly, desperation and years of painful separation filling his voice. "You can't. You think he's yours but he's really mine. I won't give him up. He belongs with me." "Over my dead body," Ellison said calmly. "Tell me who you are." "Edward Guthrie." He glanced past Ellison. "You remember me, don't you? You could never forget. We meant far too much to each other." He turned his gaze back to Ellison. "I won't let you keep us apart any longer. I won't!" He cast caution to the wind, determined that if this was to be his last day of life, than he would die with the one who meant more to him than any other. Ellison didn't fire, for which Guthrie would later be grateful. Instead he grasped the arm of the young man standing behind him, the boy with the long hair and beautiful eyes, and pulled him away, out of the path of Guthrie's desperate lunge. He kept himself between the boy and Guthrie the entire time. Perhaps, Guthrie would later realize, the boy was Ellison's dearest. It was good to know the man had someone of his own, and wouldn't be too upset and alone when Guthrie reclaimed his friend. But why he thought Guthrie would harm the boy was a mystery. But Edward didn't think any of that at the time. Instead he rushed past Ellison and the boy, not seeing their surprised and relieved looks when he didn't glance back at them, continuing forward to drop to his knees beside his friend. "Oh God, it's been so long." Guthrie reached out one hand to lightly caress the firm, smooth side of the one he had though forever lost. "It has been far too long." And he wept with joy to be reunited with his soulmate, the most beautiful blue and white '69 Ford pickup ever to grace the face of the planet. ________ Don't look at me like that! I *warned* you! I just realized that this is even more jumbled an unclear than I'd thought it would be, but I hope you all got what I was trying to say. Maybe one day I'll clear it up, throw in a slighter longer, more serious misunderstanding, some Blair owies, smarm... an actual plot... I can dream, right? finis